Farmageddon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mutilation Contrainte]

Oh this is the best!

My favorite. But that song was really fucking bad.

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

It's like watching a lucid dream

The textures and sounds came alive in me as I saw through the eyes of Salad Fingers. It was an orgasmic experience. Beautiful, yet stunningly terrifying. You are the artist of our generation. My wish is that when you die, your memory will live on in the minds and souls of millions, your rotting hardened corpse eaten by dozens of lunatic serial killers that escaped from a mental hospital.

[ONE GUN]

Finally.

Awesome directing. It's like watching a movie on a rollercoaster. The violence and gore was particularly great. Which 3d program did you use?

[Holiday Super Friends Ep1]

Continue the series!

That was great!

I could just see Scrooge poisoning Halloween candy or screwing up a Thanksgiving parade.

You could make it much more X-TREME if you Xaggerate characters' emotions and put in some seizure inducing flashing colors as well as more dynamic action poses. Go high-contrast on backgrounds; less mild colors.
Let's have Clawz and Moses kick some ass too!

TO THE X-TREME

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

That would be the ideal end to that useless corpse

It would be a good way to die, since that shot would kill her immediately. She wouldn't feel anything, and plus she's asleep anyway. Very humane. I like it!

So is Kagome going to replace the other voice actor from now on?
I'm just curious.

Sirkowski responds:

The next episode will be voiced by someone else, but the ones after should be voiced by Kagome.

[Kazahana Intro]

Pretty good.

There's always room for improvement.
1- When shape tweening your blood splatter effects, converting the tweened selection to keyframes (highlight, right click, convert to keyframes) and then removing the tween will get rid of those pesky shape tween holes. Multiple layers of this procedure gets the most realistic result.
2- Introduce the plot. Right now, not many people actually know the storyline and so they might just assume that this was a short story about people killing each other for no reason. A brief paragraph telling them what this was about would have been good.
3- Be a bit more specific with the scripts you give the voice actors. With the XIN series, they could watch the episode and know the general tone that they should speak with. With this, they had no opportunity. So when you give them the scripts, be sure to describe the manner with which to speak (ie. out of breath, frightened, panicked...etc ) so that the voices wouldn't sound awkward when they are put into the movie.

[Life in Venus]

Funny aliens.

What a great ending. I guess his sacrifices paid off! Next time, put in some music.