Farmageddon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Wound Up]

I like it. The death was one-of-a-kind.

While the music choice could be better, I think this was well made. The buildup was good, and the ending was not disappointing.
Did you use any programs other than Flash?

[Say Something!]

To those of you who don't like the ads

This flash reminded me of something so fucking annoying long ago, so I'll make a public service announcement.

Newgrounds used to be popup hell for me. Now I use Firefox with the extension Adblock. Since then no invasive advertising came through on this site. No "Helloooo." No "What!" No "SAY SOMETHING!" No popups. I only see the flashes on Newgrounds I want and everything else works great.

To those who suffer from Smiley harassment, get Firefox and the Adblock extension. No more problems then.
Some people say Firefox sucks because [reason]. Then don't delete Internet Explorer, and if you don't like Firefox, go back.
I know that Newgrounds makes money off these shit ads, but there's a thin line between running a flash portal and raping the viewers each time they visit. No one minding his own business deserves to hear "BITE ME" every minute.

Consider my suggestion if you think this movie is true. 8/10 for accuracy and style.

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

You're a self-important ass.

The flash was decently made, and you can rant and bitch about how Wikipedia deletes the entries about "aspiring artists" (mainly yours). That doesn't mean that you have a right to a spot on Wikipedia. Wikipedia's goal is to provide a free, comprehensive, and convenient encyclopedia for all to enjoy. With its popularity, you probably have no idea how much money it costs to run. But we all take it for granted because it's an awesome service that everyone can participate in.
When people start putting in entries of every piece of insignificant crap that shows up on the web, Wikipedia's going to need a lot more money to run being weighed down like a mule forced to carry shit.
Your cartoons are average; they aren't bad but not great either. They don't push the envelope or offer viewers anything they haven't seen before. A talking animal with a squeaky voice. A weird green creature. Situational Comedy.
The internet phenomena on Wikipedia such as Keyra Agustina, the Star Wars Kid, Goatse.cx, and Numa Numa Dance all have had a novel appeal that internet users never saw before. That's why they are so popular. That's why they are on Wikipedia. Your cartoon doesn't have the aforementioned quality of novelty, nor does it have the fanbase of cult artists such as illWillPress. That's why Wikipedia users rightfully designate your shit as unworthy.

Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong and why you're so great. Don't give me that crap about starving artists. I read my replies.

JKR responds:

Well I certainly won't tell you you're wrong and "I'm so great" because that isn't the point of my cartoon. Perhaps you missed it. I frankly couldn't care less if FredtheMonkey.com gets a Wikipedia entry or not, now or in the future. It is not myself I am trying to help here.
I am upset because I was not aware previously of the methods Wikipedia uses for deleting entries. As an artist, seeing people tell me "You fail" and "You are non-notable and not worth the time of day" is not something I enjoy. And while I can take it- they are their opinions after all- I know many young artists would be devastated by such things. There are better ways of going about telling people they need to keep working. Much better ways.
I'm sorry you did not see the reason this cartoon was made, and got the wrong idea. I'm sure if you search through most anything I've ever written (reviews, replies, message board posts) you will see that I am far from a "self-important ass" and mostly strive to make other people happy either through my own cartoons or with helpful comments towards other people's work. I personally feel we'd all be a lot better off helping each other rather than telling one another "You suck!" and leaving it at that.
Thank you for taking the time to write your thoughts, I appriciate the work you put into your review. I hope you enjoy the next Fred cartoon more. =)

[sheepfleece]

Love the Jewish accent!

This is so funny and adorable. Don't listen to the people who say you rip off Seinfeld. The format is fucking great. Did you use Cararra?

zipahead responds:

nope all max

[-MASS-]

In the words of the fanboy reviewers, "SO TRUE!!!"

Man, I hate that bunny man. He has no talent and tries to be edgy by capitalizing on current "hot topic" issues that he knows nothing about. Then dumbasses too ignorant to come up with their opinions buy all the bunny man's "tell it like it is" opinions and his dumb t-shirts, proclaiming their everlasting worship to his works. These morons then leave shitty reviews of the bunny man's shitty works, saying things like "I AGGREE" and "LMAO SO TRUEEEE!!!!" then proceeding to sucking the bunny man's shriveled dick like the toady pinheads that they are.

What's so great about a bunny with a high pitched voice and a stupid female goth companion? "Oh I am so outragious, buy my t-shirts." NO, BUNNY MAN. You go kill yourself for making your dumbass unfunny bunny with your fake angst rants. "Oh this bunny movie makes fun of outsourcing to India." "Oh this bunny movie consists of a single frame picture and a long, unfunny, insincere rant about the recent tidal wave tragedy." FUCK YOU, BUNNY MAN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS FANBOYS. Aww, shucks. I do hate that bunny.

Props to you for coming up with the great idea. That flower guy was kinda gay though. Maybe he should have started doing hentai... ;D

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Beleive me I considered it! X-D
But the song wasnt long enough!

[Trichinosis]

Hooray for socialism!

Damn American system. That was well done. Animal Farm. Do a 1984 one too, if you can.

[Van o Van]

That was great.

I love your movies. They are high-quality. The 2 foreign guys are the best. You animate very well. It would have been funnier though if you had exaggerated the car's speed at the end on road 405, like make a really really big dust cloud and debris streak behind the car, or have the donut fly out of the guy's hand as the car passed.