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[Zyn:1]

This is ok, but not that good

People say this is a ripoff of Bitey of Brackenwood.

I say it's an amalgamation of elements from Brackenwood, Synj vs. Horrid, and Jap Anime (most likely DBZ, as others say).

The backgrounds and effects aren't half as good as Adam Phillips, but that's not that bad considering that his are arguably the best.
The animation and directing isn't as good as Synj's.
And it was too short. The fighting was standard, unfresh. Just when it started getting exciting, it ends.

This is mediocre for the front page.

[Seven Episode III -SKY-]

So unbearably shit-slow!

Jesus rape fucking Christ on a stick! Why did you make it that slow? It's like watching ice melt while listening to a horrible soundtrack!

Your artwork was great, but for some reason you felt it necessary to make a slideshow rather than an animation. A static (meaning stationary, not referring to your drawn out lightning sequences) frame should not linger on for more than 5 seconds. And it's a fatherfucking FIGHT. Fight as in BAM BAM BAM, I'm kicking ass, not fight as in let's pretend we're sloths in a fucking slowest-person-wins contest on a river of knee-deep molasses.

Remember, we don't need 10 seconds to read 2 words.

Make more, but length down to at least a third.

Black-Crystal responds:

hm...pple will always complain when something is either getting too fast or getting too slow...but then i will try to meet the requirements...

[Mitch Hedberg Tribute]

Loser

Hey dumbass. I'm a big fan of Hedberg. You just suck at making a tribute. Don't blame us, nutface.

HendrixOnAcid949 responds:

Uh...What? Blame you for what? Besides that, why don't you make something better?

Think about what Mitch would think of you saying such shitty things.

[Belong to everyone]

Yay!

That was awesome. It was cute, but not overly cute that it gets repulsive. It was funny too. Make more if you can.

[Joan and Mark]

Bad music.

Music makes or breaks a good flash. Maxwell Edison had great music that was well in sync with the animation, and I loved it. But I can't see why the hell you'd use that horrible Japanese crap in this one. Just because it's Japanese or some language you can't understand doesn't make it good. This is only my personal view, but it's a strong one. The music was absolutely repulsive.
The animation and story were both very nice. It reminded me of another movie called "Hoy Amo" something "++" somewhat.

[Burnt Face Man 5]

RACE TO THE RAPE!

Hell yeah, that's my kind of funny! :-D

[Dead Stench 1]

Wow, those cops are inept.

I don't think you intended it to be funny, but I laughed a little inside because the police officers were really stupid. Maybe you could watch some police shows on TV to see their behavior and what they actually do in those situations just to add a bit of realism. Also try more movement and body language. But continue with this. I like the style; it was similar to David Firth's work.

I gave it a 4/5.

GoreAddict responds:

Normally I'd be pissed off by the fact that still some people are saying all flash on ng are like doki's work. But I'm not cause your review was constructive. Thanks

[Pocahontas BURNED]

You forgot to mention stuff

A couple of things that come to mind:

There is no John Rolfe in the movie. Pocahontas marries John Rolfe and together they breed a cross between European and Indian tobacco that becomes widely popular and thus becomes the staple cash crop of the entire Virginian colonies. Blame Pocahontas for tobacco deaths everywhere today.

The account of Pocahontas saving John Smith's life, many historians now believe, was just a performance of some sort of peace ritual for the white man (who apparently did not understand this form of Indian theater).

We end up killing the Indians in the end. It was a long process of taking land and screwing the red skinned natives. There were many prolonged conflicts and wars in the colonies near Jamestown. There was only peace when the Indians all went extinct as a society.

If you plan on continuing to rip Disney, consider how they stole the Lion King and Atlantis from Japanese cartoons.

Good job if you are under 15. Do more research, work on your delivery and comedic timing if you are over 15.

[Lost Rhapsody]

I like this.

It's funny. I like Lost also. Lost is a good show.

<:OD

[Royal Rumble II part 2]

My #1 monthly pick

This was just outstanding. The voters here on newgrounds are a bunch of braindead humps for actually voting that crap game Daily Winner instead of this. The color schemes were great. The camera work was classic. There's just something great about this movie that can't be beaten. Best submission of the fucking month, no matter what the other retards think.