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[PICONJO CONFESSION X]

My balls itch.

That was a really funny punchline.

GreatAnimatorOnizuka responds:

LOL i had a frog suxing it under mai pants.

Piconjo <3s j00

[Revolutionary war]

Good

But they didn't have cylindrical bullets back then. All they had were muskets that fired uncontrollable round little shots that curved off course after 50 yards or so, depending on the wind conditions. That was why they often had to do close combat and knife one another. If they had the bullets that your animation suggests, then there would be no need.

Butterflysmasher responds:

notice at the end it said i didnt learn anything :P

[Auf Achse]

I like it when the guy beats up people.

It was cool how the guy just beats up all the security guards for trying to do their job. Nice animating. The best part was the flying kick he gave that security guy. The punches just need more follow-through, that's about it.

AligatorHead responds:

hmm not really, the seecurty guards are a bit corrupt. they didnt have to punch him.

[3-Years Tribute to 9/11]

The big picture

Questions:
1) What country are you depicting, Iraq or Afghanistan?
2) Is the big picture that after 9/11 simply that the American "aggressors" came to the country and invade, pillage, and cause suffering?
3) What would you like people to do after getting the message?

Anyway, my main suggestion is to make the frame rate faster. And you might think that subtitles are a bad idea, but many of us infidels don't understand your language and it would really be useful.

Although many people find this offensive, I find it a nice counterbalance to the patriotism and the paying of respects to dead Americans. And it isn't THAT horrible. It just portrays an unconventional viewpoint that coincides with the viewpoint of terrorists. I understand the fact that many non-terrorist arab people agree with this. I do not "lack the education."

Kruno responds:

The Iraq and the Afghanistan are suffering. Much died not guilty people because of the Americans. People must spread the instruction of Allah to uneducated people. Allah can help uneducated. The Bush still does not have to be the president American!

[nuGuy Episode 5]

Action packed

This is pretty good, but it is annoying that the good guys don't get hit and only the bad guys die.

maconefilms responds:

Hey, nuGuys Partner gets hit!

[FBF Greatness]

Wow, that's pretty good.

Considering that frame-by-frame is a bitch to do, you should deserve some credit.
P is for penis!

The-Seb responds:

It wasn't that hard, once I got used to it! Only Time consuming. Thanks!

[Domestic Disturbances]

I like these home movies.

Maybe there's just something wonderful about amateurish videos of people doing things to themselves or blowing things up. I admit that the things done on this don't individually compare to videos of guys falling off buildings and hitting concrete, or people lighting themselves on fire, or prisoners being brutally executed, but this is just such a big combo platter that it filled me up. NICE

TomSka responds:

Ha ha, You just can't compete with sadistic beheadings in iraq's prisons now can you?

[poor mans crusade]

Not bad nor good

This was a really pointless movie, but it isn't horrible. I liked the fight scene somewhat. The look wasn't that bad either. The problem was that the whole thing was unconnected, not in a very haha laugh-out-loud manner (ex. Arfenhouse). Try making the scenes faster and possibly funnier.

neppos responds:

I noticed the same thing.
Should make I story, don't I.
tnx for reviewing

[One Wish]

An amateurish sentimentality... thingy

I did not enjoy this movie because I believe it failed at being what it tried to be, which was an emotional piece that makes a person feel good after watching it (ie. a sentimental "feel-good" thing).
Casting aside most of my negative biases, I will proceed to write objectively why it failed at what it attempted to do.
Reason number one. It was extremely unrealistic, even corny. When the main conflict of a story is solved not by any concerted attempts of a character, but by divine miracles, then that story sucks.
Reason number two. It shows shallow cliche characters lacking human emotions. I did not feel for the wheelchair kid. Are you supposed to just because he's in a damn wheelchair? Saying that sympathy is required for a cripple is on the same level as pointing to a retard and laughing, "HAHA, look at the fucking retard! He is ugly!" It detracts from their humanity. To add to the cliche, the cripple becomes an athelete. Predictable. What's even worse is that he did not even work hard to achieve his goal of walking. The idealism is so crappy. Why don't you just wish for everything you want and it will come true? Oh and that girl who feels sorry for the kid is also cliche because she does not show any other side of her but pity and hope. To sum it up, you fail to bring out the humannissity (or humanity) of the characters.
Reason number three. There is a failure of human logic that really irked me, when the cripple could suddenly walk and the girl was feeling so happy for him. Normally one would immediately have a "Sham" sign flashing in her head! How dare you try to get my attention by posing as a disabled person! Either you didn't take that into consideration, or you purposely made her gullible/stupid.

Great attempt, though. I just did not like it.

AligatorHead responds:

okay wutever, i really dont care what you think. YOu're just ONE person in the world that takes cartoons too serious. You fail to enjoy cartoons. You're too busy studying cartoons , you ahd to wear magnafigned glasses and spot out ever single little detail. You had to watch everything and press pause and stop and think about it. You had to grab paper and pencil and write down analyitical conclusion to your data analasyis and write a hypothesis on my cartoon just so can bring me down. Really now...
you failed to chilax and just sit back and watch a movie. You're sooo tense, your shoulders are tight, your muscles clencth, and your heart is throbing.

"oh man! I have to think of something to say! I must write a long review"
really now...if you take all that stuff you said just now into direct serious and absolute integration. YOu really need a life...for real man...
well go ahead make all these analyitcal hypothetical researching on my cartoons.

but seriously man....
..
you need a fucking life
teasing a kid on his cartoon that he made , its not even my plot.

and I KNOW ITS cheesy, but thats the point. Its for something thats none of your buisness.


you need to go buy a life man, go to walmart or something.