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Only you can get away with putting a flash with one still picture with a 5 minute rant up on newgrounds, having it not blammed, and then having people saying how great (or "HOW TRUE!!!!!!") it was.

That sucked.

Oh this is the best!

My favorite. But that song was really fucking bad.

It's like watching a lucid dream

The textures and sounds came alive in me as I saw through the eyes of Salad Fingers. It was an orgasmic experience. Beautiful, yet stunningly terrifying. You are the artist of our generation. My wish is that when you die, your memory will live on in the minds and souls of millions, your rotting hardened corpse eaten by dozens of lunatic serial killers that escaped from a mental hospital.

Finally.

Awesome directing. It's like watching a movie on a rollercoaster. The violence and gore was particularly great. Which 3d program did you use?

I don't get it. Could you explain it to me please?

I'm an intelligent person. While I haven't taken a full college course on specifically the bombing, I know the story behind Hiroshima and both classical and revisionist interpretations of the event.
If you had a point with this, I completely missed it. It didn't seem like you were saying whether this was right, or wrong, or sad that many died, or just an ok thing.
So if I were to assume that you had no point, then this was an unenjoyable movie. I wasted my time watching on scene tween to another in 15-second intervals. The utter lack of dynamics, excitement, humor, and an in-depth plot makes it a "bad" pointless movie (whereas a "good" pointless movie has at least one of these elements).
I also feel that you aren't giving a history lesson, either. A history lesson tends to pack a lot of information into itself and leaves the viewer feeling well-informed about an event or two. (You didn't even mention that the President watching was Harry S. Truman.)
All these possibilities aside, I come to the final conclusion that you have made this flash for the sole purpose of arousing feelings withing the audience for some reason. That has to be it. After all, the music was morose, the color scheme was gray and somber... etc. If this is the purpose, it was pretty pointless. Whoo, I got my feelings aroused. Then I was like, "WTF." It still didn't make me think.

So please ANSWER me: What was your goal? Was I right?

PS: Sorry if it seems that I tore into you; the flash wasn't bad. I was just so aggravated that something so pointless (in my mind) got so many reviews for being "brilliant" for reasons that I can't understand.
And in one scene there's a bit of sky blue that doesn't fit into your black and white color scheme.

Catchy and clever

The style is a mixture of some anime and American kids' toons, but distinctively and uniquely yours, executed with mastery to a charming tune. A classic.

Continue the series!

That was great!

I could just see Scrooge poisoning Halloween candy or screwing up a Thanksgiving parade.

You could make it much more X-TREME if you Xaggerate characters' emotions and put in some seizure inducing flashing colors as well as more dynamic action poses. Go high-contrast on backgrounds; less mild colors.
Let's have Clawz and Moses kick some ass too!

TO THE X-TREME

That would be the ideal end to that useless corpse

It would be a good way to die, since that shot would kill her immediately. She wouldn't feel anything, and plus she's asleep anyway. Very humane. I like it!

So is Kagome going to replace the other voice actor from now on?
I'm just curious.

Sirkowski responds:

The next episode will be voiced by someone else, but the ones after should be voiced by Kagome.

Pretty good.

There's always room for improvement.
1- When shape tweening your blood splatter effects, converting the tweened selection to keyframes (highlight, right click, convert to keyframes) and then removing the tween will get rid of those pesky shape tween holes. Multiple layers of this procedure gets the most realistic result.
2- Introduce the plot. Right now, not many people actually know the storyline and so they might just assume that this was a short story about people killing each other for no reason. A brief paragraph telling them what this was about would have been good.
3- Be a bit more specific with the scripts you give the voice actors. With the XIN series, they could watch the episode and know the general tone that they should speak with. With this, they had no opportunity. So when you give them the scripts, be sure to describe the manner with which to speak (ie. out of breath, frightened, panicked...etc ) so that the voices wouldn't sound awkward when they are put into the movie.

Funny aliens.

What a great ending. I guess his sacrifices paid off! Next time, put in some music.

I like to be alone! :)

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School = Cool

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