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Well done!

This is so good I will make a wishlist for episode 2.

-Sometimes it is hard to pick things up because they move by so fast. How about a radius magnet effect where the closest object to the cursor within a small radius gets picked up, instead of you having to click exactly on the object?
-I also think a good idea to leave lasting blood splatters (at least for a few seconds) where people die so it would look cool after you destroy a crowd.
-If up and down movement could be feasible, it would be great because then you could allow your toaster to crush cars and people by scraping into them real low.
-Instead of dots for bullets, which are harder to see, how about light lines so you can see their trajectory?
-Looking forward to the sequel! I hope you include unique, different, new weapons and enemies!

Excellent game, sir!

This game is truly amazing. The detail, the physics, the complete harmony of everything going together! I especially love how you can personalize the character. You have done a great job with this.

In the sequel, you can consider having a volume option too - I like to listen to music while I play the games and gunshot sounds can innundate the eardrums.
Also, in addition to the weapon scroll forward key "E," how about a weapon scroll backwark key "Q"? It would be helpful.

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-The keycard is on a platform in the middle of the level.
-To open the keycard door, just walk into it, facing it and it will raise itself.
-You get weapons for completing levels.
-You get a weapon for Overkilling - killing above a certain number of enemies in both levels and survival modes.
-You can find weapons hidden in most large story mission level maps.
-Duck and enemies' bullets have a lower chance of hitting you.
-Weapons with slower rates of fire do not become useless as time goes on; especially with machine guns and automatic assault rifles, slower firing rates can suppress an incoming hoard with a wall of bullets at a constant rate all the while saving ammunition. This principle works well in survival modes like Stinky Bean and Zombies.
-The bonus weapon you get for Overkilling on the last story mission level is in my opinion the best. It is extremely powerful, and (in cases of everything except zombies and bosses) kills in one hit. It also has an added splash damage bonus.
-Replay as you accumulate more powerful weapons. The game will become increasingly fun and easy!

Could you not do the looping music?

Or have an off button. Music is annoying! Great game.

Best game since Disorderly

It was simply perfect.

You don't know Cowboy Bebop.

Spike's eyes are brown and dark brown; not one of them is green.

Jet's partner shot Jet in the ARM (hence the cyborg implant), but he does get shot in the leg by Red Dragon Syndicate members.

Hang your head in shame.

SupaTuna responds:

*hangs head in shame*

Very satisfying.

This game is not impossible to beat. It IS really hard (especially Henningan's second test), but the ending was well worth it. I'm so proud of myself.

Button-mashing good fun.

What's better than taking control of a bulky black guy hell-bent on smashing his fist into small weaklings and zombies?

Maybe you could add some weapons in there, though. A bat, a chain, a chrome pistol, a broken malt liquor bottle, a screwdriver, a switchblade, etc.
You could also add some minigames in there; the beating up people could get a bit tiresome after a while.

Braaaains!

This is awesome. This is excellent. This is absolutely fun! Everything in this game was terrific. Addictive, engaging, purely mindblowing! One thing you could have considered would be a spread effect of the shotgun shot, but there's nothing here to complain about. The best hour of my life I spent all week. Now I cannot think of anything other than the droning grunts and moans: "Braaaaains! Huuungry... Muuuuuuuuuuuuh"

!A MUST PLAY!

Not anything I haven't seen before

Good, but make the crosshair bigger. If you want to make a skeet shooter, do it with skeet. Sending people cutouts flying into the air is unrealistic. If you must do it, have some organs, blood splatter effect, and body parts. I would have preferred if the targets moved in a human way.

Spread your legs, Spiderman

Overall, this is not very fun to play, unless you want to look at Spiderman's crotch as you dress him up. You know... If you like that sort of thing.

I like to be alone! :)

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